Improvised by the Dwarven Engineer Squire Richard from a bagpipe and some spare parts found beneath the stage of the Albert Hall, this device was capable of creating a surprisingly effective directably stream of suction. Anything caught within the stream would be sucked within a filtration bag for later retrieval or disposal.

It was deployed to remove all copies of the 5th Season manuscript, which once removed from the stage were destroyed with nearby engine oil.